There is something else which I must tell u guyz. We’ve got this English teacher who teaches English at our tutorial( it’s a complimentary course. had to be, coz no one in there right mind would opt for it by choice!!!!) last Monday, he was teaching us how to write a paragraph on smthn * rolling eyes* . he was dictating it out for the “not from English medium” students. It went something like this…
1. WHY PEOPLE WEAR CLOTHES
Blah…blah…. At first, it is a basic need for covering of the nakedness. (lol!!!) People in the primitive days use to wear barks or leaves (barks?????) but in due course of time they went on wearing clothes due to blessing of science. ( please “science”….bless me that I may pass my 12th…rofl) …..blah…blah….
2. SMOKING SHOULD BE BANNED
(yeah!!! Right… my tutorial is the first place where this should be preached…) blah…blah… smoking is indeed detrimental.( *applause applause* by the way does he know the meaning???) it has become a part and parcel of life of an active smoker. It is indeed mistaken and erratic that smoking enhances aristocratic attitude of a person.( I agree…but it could have been put in a better, grammatically correct sentence)…blah…blah….. smoking makes the man destroyed but at the same time, it makes the whole family ruined.
Person addicted to smoking adopt the ill means such as crime, burglary and theft. ( I must ask the people I know, who smoke, which of the above ,do they secretly resort to????) blah…blah…blah….
3. PREVENTING TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
Accidents happen accidentally, but it is erratic( lol!!!!lol!!! rofl!!!!!!!!!!) keeping in mind the population explosion the roads get conjested……blah…blahh…blah…. Busy roads must be widened and lane driving must be introduced. Short circuit cameras should be installed ( lol!!! I actually burst out laughing. Couldn’t control myself anymore. “short circuit????” and I had been thinking all this while that they were called “close” circuit cameras…..lol!!!!!)
Seriously….. no offence meant. Its just that his classes are hilarious.
8 comments:
1) barks?? do ask him "how" next time... my difficulty
2) give him a cig.. smokin does ntn.. we r anyway dyin of the stupid pollution.. breathe in the same shit tht we do while we smoke.. so we r dyin anyway!
and fmily's ruined???? wtf.. my family's cool yaa.. tell him tht :P.. ohh.. jst in case.. was he talkin of smokin pot? but even tht doesnt ruin families :P
3) how n y is he surviving yet? bury ths ass yaa :P
ROTFL!! abhudi, nice job i must say!! :D
hey sun.... dats exactly wat i did today..buried him...lol!!! ( not litrally thou.) i marched into the office of our so called center head and told him to stop giving us his classes. he knew my" do as i tell or else....." look too well, and simply arranged for another teacher to take class instead. lol!!!!
snehudi!!!! i know exactly why u guyz dont turn up on monday!!!!!
haha! good job abhs! :P
thanku!!!!!!thanku!!!!!!!
a very appropriate description of da torture dat v go thru durin his class.. *applaud* i dun kno how many times i've asked sneha "Is he an english teacher???"
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